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Ryan N.

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come to memphis and ride!
« on: September 15, 2014, 08:10:19 AM »

I miss ya'll come see me in memphis, yeehaw! we can like, ride to graceland or something.  it's 8 miles from my house.  we can like... ride places and drink beer.  mmmhmmm..
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bigfatfloppyjolopy

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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 08:21:27 AM »

Memphis... Go ahead, try to say something nice about it.
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 08:34:53 AM »

you drink beer bro???
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 08:48:27 AM »

Bro, bro, bRooo, BrO, Bruuuuooohhh, brrrrO, BROHAM, You know I drink that yellow goose juice and let it lose  when I deuce on a spruce moose hanging from a noose.
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 08:58:48 AM »

Tripple Six Mafia sipping on dat sizzurp juice
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 09:19:53 AM »

Hi Nash.
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Ryan N.

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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 06:36:23 PM »

I promise you'll see at least one of the following:

* crack head
* prostitute
* drunk person in public
* car wreck
* used condom and/or needle combo on the sidewalk
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 07:18:30 PM »

We could just make it a day and have scavenger hunt on mopeds. Find all that shit without getting off your ped, make sure you take photos of yourself banging the hooker on your moped seat. Then throw the condom on a crack head, snag that photo and blast off.
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 07:59:05 PM »

I can be all those things on the list in less then an hour.
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Ryan N.

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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 08:42:39 PM »

who the hell uses condoms with hookers???
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Re: come to memphis and ride!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 09:49:05 PM »

I was told to double bag it for hookers when I was 13 by someone with a bullhorn.
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